Merged Past-life Memories Syndrome (MPLMS)

A condition, in which someone accidentally mixes past-life memories from separate past-lives into a memory from one past-life.

'Like many reincarnated people, I think that I had a bad case of merged past-life memories syndrome (MPLMS): I was confused that my past-life memories from my past-life as a muse were from my past-life as a mermaid, until I figured that these memories were from separate past-lives.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 10, 2022

Toe Jam Paste

The gunk in between your toes mixed with toothpaste and gelatin and spread on toast

Hey guys did you try the new "Toe Jam Paste"

by eeeeees bitch March 17, 2024

Judgement of Past Actions

Judgement of Past Actions. Someone is younger. They are immature. They are with friends who are a bad influence. Because of all that, they do some dumb shit. Later on, they are judged for that dumb shit.
Some would call that unfair, and others would call it fair.

Judgement of Past Actions

Example

P1: Ew look at what this guy did online!

P2: Aw gross how could someone type that!

P3: Maybe he was young and immature!

P1 and P2: NO WAY FUCK YOU!!!

P1: Anyway its so gross!

P2: Yeah I don't even want to know who they are!

P1: Let judge him!

P2: Judgement of Past Actions!

by Pcydunim September 9, 2024

Past her prime

Sounds pretty innocuous to me. Where are you on that one Jordan? Where is his right to risk offense and if Megyn thinks he should be fired then... Shouldn't you also be fired? It seems like your entire ethos has a built-in 1 way check valve. Just like the leftist! You're the same! You're both exactly the same thing! 'Kettle' meet 'Pot' Amaright!? Ha!

Hym "Past her prime doesn't insult all women. Just the ones who are past their prime... Like the chipmunk. Derogatory rhetoric regarding men like sprem donor. He's a douche but he had a fat cock so you threw yourself at him and so did other women... And now you've been bred. There you go. You like romance NOW but BEFORE you liked fat cock. And now it's too late for that because why would I even bother? With all the whore fucking retards why would I even bother with ANY of them? They are just going to fuck a retard behind my back like those whores did to their boyfriends. What happened to Olivia's middle finger flashing boyfriend? He wasn't in the picture anymore after I wrote how she fucked that cripple. I mean... As far as the people WHO ARE ACTUALLY INVOLVED not COMPLICIT, I bet if we took a vote on whether or not I should hammer a retard or not... I'm pretty sure Yay wins by a landslide. You can't say it's jealousy on their part. They were already fucking the women who fucked the retard. They aren't jealous of him, are they? Ooooooh... They're jealous of his inherent superiority in the eyes of women oooooooh... Ok... Yeah, see... This is why I'm refusing to be sacrificed on the altar of a whore whim. This is why we need the gloryhole brothels."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

blast to the past

That real relatable moment when you go back in time and stretch your ancestors assholes to the size of a cannon ball

Damn mom you’re really making me want to give you a blast to the past

by surgarnipps69 February 6, 2021

Copy and Paste

2 different meanings

its either a dumbshit 3 year old drooling on their mom's ipad over some legos with 6 breadloafs on their chest in roblox, or CTRL + C, CTRL + V.

Hey bud, could you copy and paste that stuff into my DMs? Thanks.

by demiantmb December 30, 2021

Snack paste

Crunch lays chips in your hand, jack off with it, ejaculate into it, and then use this mixture to brush your girl's teeth.

Instead of toothpaste, I brush my girl's teeth with snack paste.

by gokaari June 13, 2018