Waxing the bed

The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.

"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."

or

"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.

by zig12 August 9, 2009

dab wax

a dab of drugs mixed with wax

I just did some dab wax, now I'm gonna die. I shouldn't have done drugs. Drugs kill me, others, and hurt my health. Never do drugs as I am about to die.

by dictonaryboy June 10, 2023

Waxing the earhole

Giving your significant other some sexual healing

Sorry im late for the meeting, me and Brenda were up all night waxing the earhole.

by Ian Schultz September 22, 2007

waxed nugget

the act of slapping someone in the back of their head act of slapping someone very hard in the back of the head

I just waxed Matthew's nugget in other words he got a waxed nugget

by the beast boy 101 May 13, 2015

Premature wax-elation

When you wax your legs too early in the year and only have a few good days to enjoy your waxed legs, usually because of bad weather.

Ugh, I suffered from Premature Wax-elation last year when there was a sunny weekend, it rained non-stop for the next 3 weeks, if only I had waited until nearer summer.

by Ginger Squirrel April 22, 2019

cuban mustache wax

similar to a face ride, but not quite

a cuban mustache wax is when you pour olive oil all over your face, the gal rides your mustache after she's applied nair w/o removing it all over her coochie

gimme dat cuban mustache wax, doll

by Monkey Breff February 14, 2025

mandle wax

sperm, semen; any form of male ejaculate

"Look at the ass on that chick...I'd love to cover that with my mandle wax....."

by DemmyMack413 February 14, 2012