Yogurt Potted

This is a naturally occurring phenomenon that happens during intercourse. When a man is giving his finest sexual efforts and climaxes inside of his woman but with the women on top. You are then left in the situation where the seminal fluid is held inside the vagina with nothing but a penis stopping its gravitational exit onto your belly.

The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.

Man 1: Yo, how did you get on with her last night?

Man 2: yeh geez went really well, she rode me like sea biscuit but sadly got up too quickly and Yogurt Potted me hard.

Man 1: Sorry to hear that mate, should have gone for the flip and roll technique ...

by drummermanadam July 24, 2018

Mrs. Pots

Mrs. Pots an old hag that teaches Hass.

Though something at her and say go dust mode and she will turn into dust and go back to a human.

Pisst Her only weakness is a powered on Vacuum do that say go dust mode with the powered on Vacuum and she might disappear.

You. Mrs. Pots
You Mrs. Pots
Mrs. Pots what
You. Go dust mode. 'She turned to dust'

by mE CaVeMaNOOGABOOGA October 20, 2020

piss pot

to piss into a bottle of something and give it to someone you hate.

that fuck head skulled that piss pot like it coke

by Savage_Goats_FC March 20, 2019

Pot Princess

a female who’s high class and very respected, but smokes weed like no other

Did you know the class valid Victorian smokes weed? She’s a pot princess.

by hoochie_mama January 7, 2022

Pot Rot

When you're friend is walking like he's holding eggs between his legs and the smell is rank. It almost smells like a pot rot.

"Damn, Andrew looks like he has pot rot in his ass!"
"Was Andrew working for the pony express, or does he just have a bad case of pot rot?"

by kkbb December 3, 2019

pot mouth

Getting serious dry mouth after smoking pot

dude! i got serious pot mouth right now bro
(i am high as writing this lol)

by plzhumpme March 7, 2023

Chocolate Pot

When your partner takes a turd in your bellybutton then flattens it down to a smooth finish (Remove excess if necessary).

Last night my man gave me a nice warm chocolate pot, it was very filling.

by EJ charizard69 April 25, 2021