short jokes

the favorite thing of short people.

Sean (2'11): "Damn, short people only live 10-13 years? That sucks... I'll never forget you, Andy."
Andy (5'0): ":("

short jokes amirite

by Skullzyhere March 25, 2022

The big short

Adjective phrase thing (i can't remember name im too lazy) used to decribe someone who is very short, usually 5'00 or under

Friend: I'm 4'9
Me: You are the big short

by Jusyes February 7, 2021

Shorts Wars

An ARG in which well known youtube shorts creators such as Jonny RaZer, DannoDraws, RoyalPear, and a few others joined together, the main reason the ARG was created being to address different issues in a fun manner. Season 1 (also called the Clone Saga) was about clones, both content and channels, and Season 2 still isn't out yet, as this is being written on October 30th and Season 2 is coming out in winter. Some of the more notable ARG specific characters are Clone Riggy, RoyalMelon (Pear's clone, also one of the only nice clones, R.I.P.), and The Boss.

"I can't believe I missed The Shorts Wars Clone Saga! I've always been obsessed with ARGs, and I can't believe I thought it was a rickroll QR code!!! I'll have to tune in for whatever Season 2 has in store."

by ZenithPurpleUnicorn October 30, 2023

Owen is short

The shortest person you will ever meet is Owen.

Kid 1: Who is that short kid?
Kid 2: I think that's Owen. That Owen is short

by Kilo Gram March 4, 2022

Muffle Shorts

Shorts so tight on a woman that one can read her lips, but one cannot hear what she's saying.

She looked awesome in those muffle shorts!

by dalekoprovidek August 21, 2014

Youtube Shorts

Short form content uploaded to Youtube. May or may not be the cause of our decreasing attention spans.

Person 1: Danno Cal Draws and Nigel & Marmalade are the only good YouTube shorts creators.

Person 2: Facts!

by Nonery October 28, 2023

cherry shorts

When a male has a short penis or has been out in the cold and wears gym shorts. Their penis will poke out faintly due to the fact that it is too short to go in between the testicles

Athlete 1: Hey Geoff ! You ready for the game?
Geoff: I will be when you fix those cherry shorts.

by LaxBros69 January 19, 2018