split arse

one's arse has been split open due to excessive rammage in the back entry.
can apply to both male and female

i cant sit down cuz me ring is torn

"alright split arse?"

by Tony January 8, 2004

Arse fearer

A man who fears the thought of anal sex with another man of his gender, possibly due to their own surpressed homosexual urges.

"Come and get some, or are you too scared you big arse fearer, you!?"

by dabheel parver October 5, 2004

Lard Arse

A person whose arse has absorbed much to much lard and has resulted in them being a lard arse.

"That Micheal Parkinson is quite the lard arse"

by FlOrEnCe ! ! ! ! ! July 21, 2008

Split arse

A female maggot who congealed in Sunderland.

That split arse tea towel holder is a right maggot

by Chipsnoviniger January 18, 2019

arse biscuits

Something that is completely pants much like biscuits made from anal seepage.

This website is complete arse biscuits.

by Bumfist Pendulum June 21, 2003

Bitch Arse

a term you use before a noun or sometimes an adjective

can you pass me that bitch arse ruler?

man, im goin to bitch arse france this week

by Andrew January 9, 2005

slip-arse

A term that describes the act of sliding the penis provocatively up and down the arse of a fit bird, piece, woman whilst laying in the spoons position, usually leading to either anal sex or at the very least, a shag!!

"Hey, you horny bitch... 'you up for a slip-arse?!"

by MarKes December 16, 2007