Voldomorts Nipple

the main bad guys's nipple in harry potter

"Voldomorts nipple!" Harry screamed at Prof.Snape

by poop a floop January 10, 2009

frisbee nipples

Large round nipples the similar in size to the typical frisbee.

Can be a particularly potent insult against douchebag guys.

"Chris Durnien has enormous frisbee nipples that complement his disturbingly voluptuous man-tits."

by Marty Crothers April 12, 2008

nipple dick

a person with a smaller than average penis, similar in shape and size to a nipple. this is usialy used in conjunction with other quips or sharp remarkes.

shut youre pie hole nipple dick, i dont want to hear it.

by alex ~ September 21, 2006

lol nipple

Is one of the phrases of randomness. Whereby a nipple is the object/part in question that is being scrutinised and made a joke of.
This makes a "lol nipple" the process of randomly pointing out the existence, scrutinisation and or revelation of a nipple, thereby being comic to one or more parties.

"Hey dude how's it going?"
'Im okay, how are you?'
"Could be better....OH MY GOD LOL NIPPLE!"
*Laughs at randomness*

by Doctor McLoving July 17, 2010

chicken nipples

when the skin around your nipples is crusty as fuck

PEDO 1: I got nudes last night she had bare crusty nipples
PEDO 2: what chicken nipples
PEDO1: yeah dude I eat them like KFC bruh

by pantyasshoe July 20, 2016

nipple nectar

The nutritious fluid that a mother provides for her baby. Another name for milk.

Will you please put a label on that nipple nectar so no one drinks it by mistake. The puppy really likes that nipple nectar.

by Hobby Horse December 16, 2008

Moscow Nipple

Erect nipples due to extreme cold in any given office environment. Usually the fault of busted air-con.

"Turn that air-con down before I catch Moscow Nipple."

by Mobiug May 18, 2010