Bad Morning

A person you don't want to mess around.

Friend: Look at her she's such a Bad Morning
Friend 2: Better stay away!

Bad Morning by Eusebiu May 18, 2020

french kiss the morning 

French kiss the morning is a phrase referring to the first large, gaping, tongue lolling yawn given by a person (or animal) after waking.

I always wake early, "French kiss the morning", then turn to my wife who advises: "Brush your teeth before trying that on me...".

french kiss the morning by AgInspector April 19, 2017

morning after balls 

The nasty, sweaty, slimy and stinking mess that is your crime scene after a particularly heavy night. Usually the state of them will offend even yourself, and you are often in such an extremely hungover state that you have missed your opportunity to shower that day. The only cure is to scrub thoroughly and treat with Gold Bond. This can have various causes such as: 1)dancing all night, allowing for a sufficient coating of sweat to turn rancid while you sleep; or 2) after a night of particularly excessive sexual exploits, the 'maturing' of 'love fluids' on the affected area.

Today is probably one of the worst days of my life, I've got a beastly hangover, don't have any of the right books for my lectures, and a killer case of morning after balls. Can I borrow your shower?

morning after balls by MrKoi May 31, 2007

Morning coffee 

Morning coffee=rubbing one out before work/school/going out in the morning. Like a caffeine fix, one may be irritable and groggy without it.

Person 1: "Why is Jose such a grouch today?"
Person 2: "He hasn't had his morning coffee yet."

Morning coffee by MassBoss June 19, 2013

morning shift 

To take a dump in the morning.

I'm working the morning shift today.

morning shift by trappy76 June 17, 2009

Morning Dewey 

A morning dewey is when you jizz all over your friends face while they are sleeping or are passed out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Asshole #1: "How was your morning sunshine?"

Asshole #2: "Fucking shit. I was super hungover and I woke up with a morning dewey on face. It had dried up and I couldn't fucking open my eyes. It was the worst."

Asshole #1: "Hahaha, I was the one who gave you the morning dewey. I'm so awesome"

Asshole #2: Go fuck yourself.

Morning Dewey by Ola G. October 20, 2010

Morning Stem 

British slang for morning wood

boy: you're only here because daddy gets morning stem and mum takes advantage of it.

Morning Stem by fernvndooo April 28, 2015