retard monkey

When a male (or women with a strap on) shove his/her dick into there own ass and likes there boob and runs around town

Jim: I saw john run around retard monkey-ing he was doing it all wrong
Tim:oh how so?
Jim: He wasn't licking his nipple

by Ass definition October 2, 2011

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Brazilian Monkey Twist

The act of masturbating ones self with their feet.

Being a contortionist can really be helpful when i give myself a Brazilian Monkey Twist.

by Mr Dude Beans March 1, 2015

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Look at this monkey

In august 2019 a Youtube channel uploads a british man starts making fun of a gorilla in the Steam game called Ark, he ends up destroying his camera and himself because the gorilla was pissed

Hey look at this monkey

ooga booga ooga booga ooga booga x3

(Camera gets freaking destroyed by the gorilla)

by 88k3 November 5, 2020

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Want make a monkey eat pepper

You will eat anything if you are hungry enough.

I saw an old woman eating from a dumpster. It was heartbreaking, but I understand that "Want make a monkey eat pepper!"

by talk2me-JCH2 March 17, 2022

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Shit, it's a monkey

Term used my newly naturalised Australians (most notably Scottish) to notify of a koala in the near vicinity.

What's that on the road? Shit, it's a monkey

by That guy over there too November 22, 2010

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Monkey Paw

(verb) to make a careless wish or ask for something without thinking about the consequences.

She asked for a car for graduation, but she totally monkey pawed it because not only did her parents buy her a smelly used car, but they took the money from her college fund so now she can't live on campus the first year and have to commute from home.

by Coramis July 29, 2010

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nigger monkey

a combination between "Nigger" and "Porch Monkey".

both of those words are racist insults directed to african americans.

it can also be used as an exclamation of surprise or from pain, etc.

d00dd look at that stupid nigger monkey faggot.

HOLY NIGGER MONKEY YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

NIGGER MONKEY! that really hurt!

by SORRY! NOT GIVIN' MAHH NAME. December 20, 2007

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