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ten minute warning

The warning you give somebody, when you see them walking into the same bathroom you've just come from, immediately after taking a nasty shit. Ten minutes is the alloted time it usually takes for a bathroom to air out, before it becomes usable for someone else.
"Man, that fucking stinks! Would it have killed you to have given me a ten minute warning, first?"
by D. Gould April 26, 2006
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1 minute romance

quick "romance" like if a guy or girl gave you "the look" or you had a quick make out session with someone only once or a short lived romance or "hookup". someone flirting with you, hugs, pretty much anything that gave you the butterflies in stomach effect that only happen once or few times.
yeah me and greg had a 1 minute romance last night at the party. He just kept starring at me and his hand accidently brushed against mine when we both reached out for the doorknob.
by kittysnipz December 19, 2010
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The 15 minute diet

To take a dump, thus dropping weight. Could also be "The 20 minute Diet" or in extreme cases "The 40 minute diet".
The Only diet plan that can guarantee you'll lose 1-3 pounds in 15 minutes while sitting and reading.

See you guys in about 15 minutes, I'm going on the 15 minute diet plan.
by Brock Berry November 1, 2007
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new york minute

A very small amount of time, based on the implication that as New York, NY is the city that never sleeps, time moves more rapidly within its city limits.
He consumed the sirloin steak like a rat on a Cheeto in a New York minute.
by The Rabid Definer December 18, 2003
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new york minute

by Rhonda Gardner September 26, 2004
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new york minute

A very short unit of time. Analogous to about a day in one of those flat, boring, rural states in the middle of the country.
"Dude, you better move fast, that shit is gonna get snapped up in a New York minute."
by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003
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New York Minute

an imaginary amount of time refering to how fast people from new york city (not new york state) do things. the time differences of new york city and the rest of the world is the reason an average yorkie can't survive outside their city for more than 4 days.
yorkie: i went to freakin' colorado and it took this jackass 20 minutes to charge the sweater i bought! you know i'm used to things being done in a new york minute, i can't stand that crap!
by Denia May 11, 2006
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