Getting Mantoned

When someone invites lots of people to an event then doesn't turn up.

Chris (in a group chat) hey guys let's meet up on Sunday for a ride.
Ben: yeah sweet, see you there
Jez: I'm in.
Jane: sounds great!

Sunday morning, Ben, Jez and Jane ready to go.

Ben: hey, is Chris coming?
Jez: nah, we're getting mantoned.

by Bobbert Jobbert February 5, 2024

Jayell Maldonado

the best r6 player and fortnite player.
he is really cool and loves the weeknd

jayell maldonado loves listening to the weeknd while playing r6

by theapplejuiceicon November 20, 2023

Skyla Melton

The most gorgeous amazing girl in the whole world. She is the type of girl that is world dying for. When you see a Skyla, just know your day is gonna get better, even your life. She ceases to amaze you and she is absolutely spectacular. Her eyes are a glorious shade of green. Her hair is beautiful. Be happy if you met a Skyla.

Person 1: Woah that person looks really amazing!
Person: Yeah it’s a Skyla Melton

by Skyla’s love November 21, 2023

Dirty Melton

The act of ejaculating into the sink, preferably the sink in somebody else's bathroom.

'He loves a good Dirty Melton now and then, usually in his mom's bathroom sink!'

by Moonfriend March 12, 2024

A.Milton

A drunk Horny Red Neck.

A.Milton; Woken up in a Georgia Parking lot next to A new Harley drunk from the night before by 2 pretty pigs and an ambulance.

by Miguel Brainard March 19, 2024

Karl Malone

NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.

Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl

by Deamkn March 26, 2024

Angel maldonado

Super sexy guy, great to have around. Super f able, kinda cute, stretchy ash

You see that sexy handsome ga guy overthere , its angel maldonado

by buttlicker2980 April 23, 2024