bloody lumpkin

a time when my mom came into my room and crapped on a dead baby

your mom took a bloody lumpkinon my dad's sister's 3rd cousin's grandma

by thehyperkid23 March 29, 2009

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lumpfrigger

Considered an insult, meant to be bad.

That fricken lumpfrigger!

Oh come on, dont be such a lumpfrigger.

by Sean and Lindsey January 11, 2009

lumpy fountain

when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.

Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain

by thechilde April 25, 2008

Lumpy Legs

Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.

** girl falls **
friends: OMG! are you okay?
girl: no! my hind lumpy legs just gave out!

by chris martin <3 February 19, 2009

LumpDump

A cash aggregate service that dumps multiple sub-account balances into one lump in a master account. Originated in New England.

Your accounts have been lump dumped for the day. Thanks for using LumpDump.

by cash_man February 4, 2010

Lurmph

A type of republican( and or endangered bagel gnome) that masturbates constintly between the hours of 3 am and 5 pm usually looking in a small square mirror.

The Lurmph hobbles to the pond to sweep the vast amount of semen off of his/ her/ its body

by JoeIzit January 4, 2011