Mexican Lube

Saliva used as a sex lubricant.

Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.

“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”

“What’s Mexican Lube?”

“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”

by CoachMatt May 24, 2022

Cage Lube

Lube to grease up bars

yeah like grease up the bars so you can escape . Use cage lube

by Knights of the Borg January 18, 2023

Daisy Lukes

The male version of Daisy Dukes.

That dudes Daisy Lukes are so tight, his nut might pop out the bottom.

by Rick Templeton June 25, 2023

Noob Lube

Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.

Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024

MUKUKA LUBUSHA

A fine man with courage who seeks to become one of the greatest pilots to step foot on this earth
He wants to fly for qantas air or emirates he loved football and supports chelsea

My name is mukuka lubusha

by AndrichTekkz September 29, 2023

Jiffy Lube

When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.

*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.

by Richie Roach October 15, 2023

spittoon lube

When you give yourself a mild allergic reaction to thicken up your flem like a placenta to enjoy self pleasuring moreso.

Ran out of lotion, drank some milk , used my own spittoon lube, just like fucking a placenta.

by Gatorprimus6969 February 16, 2024