John Lewis Teaspoon

The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket

Glenn is such an *sshole if he keeps it up im totally going to John Lewis Teaspoon him.

by 969-696 February 16, 2024

lewis+deniz

lovers at first sight,they have great memorys together and both have a demon side

lewis+deniz are always going too love eachother

by Theyareme October 3, 2022

Lewis

Basic white boy.

Did you hear bro. Lewis thinks ketchup is spicy

by The screwdriver May 26, 2022

carl lewis

When slipping out for a crafty cigarette, one may be described as popping out for a 'carl lewis'. ie a quick fag.

Watch the phones for me Nobby, I'm just nipping down the back stairs for a carl lewis.

by Hector Blap October 3, 2015

Lewis

Lewis is usually a really big poo and unfunny. He is also extremely fat and will only loose his virginity to a gay prostitute

“Bruh did you see Lewis over there“

“who the really fat and gay man”

“yeah him ahah”

by Ja22le October 20, 2019

Lewis

A short little man.
May be attracted to children, however if he is not the he definitely likes old saggy people.
However this only goes for a heterosexual lewis
If they're gay then. They're gay

Who's that with your grandma? Isn't she like 89!?
Oh that's just Lewis, he likes old people

by Some. Guy. Called. November 21, 2021

lewis mode

When your either VERY MAD or VERY HORNY.

"I'm going Lewis mode!" Tax said, about to slap the shit outta cheeto.

"Mind if go... Lewis mode~" charly said, pinning down arthur.

by Tax Fraud October 9, 2020