leak

something boring, bad or mid.

– "bro, I swear this game is really fun!"
– "nah, this leaks dude."

by dark moth May 24, 2025

Leaky radiator

When you have sex with and older gal 75 years plus of age who has a neurogenic bladder dysfunction.

Man that old hag sure had a leaky radiator but damn that PS5 was worth it.

by Ghost-_-Cowboy September 14, 2025

Leaking faucet

When cum drips from the tip of your penis either on the floor, or down to your ballsack.

“We had the best sex ever, dude!” It was so good I had a “leaking faucet” afterwards.

by IO67 October 6, 2025

Leaky faucet

The sexual act where a partner (typically a man) dosent poop for a month. Then when he’s all stockpiled and ready to go, you perform coitus on the man’s butthole until exploding inside. After you lay down below him and he pushes the gooey mixture into your mouth as you swallow all of it

I can’t wait for Mac to give me a leaky faucet tonight!

by Mr grippy October 17, 2025

Leaky Seff

When you insert a butt plug into your rectum, after this you consume an entire bottle of horse laxatives. You now wait, a few minutes later you do the child pose stretch with your bottom facing the floor, once the pressure is great enough to force out the butt plug leading to a jet like spray of feces.

The doctor said I needed to clear my bowels ASAP, so I decided to try the Leaky Seff.

by I Love ABG's October 22, 2025

Leaky culata

Jannypoonanny

Did you see that new Facebook group page? That leaky culata violated her probation and is now wanted!

by JBLMFSP October 23, 2025

Leaky Garage

A busted, wide-open cum dumpster of a pussy that’s been hammered so relentlessly it can’t hold a single load anymore; just a sloppy, dripping mess that leaks jizz down the legs five minutes after the last train pulled out.

(Proper noun) Georges’s mom. Local legend says her garage has been “under construction” since the 90s but still takes every rusty delivery van, UPS truck, and random crackhead cock 24/7. Bro, she’s so leaky you could hear the squelch from the driveway and still smell last week’s nut on the welcome mat.

“I parked in Georges’s mom’s leaky garage last night and my balls are still dripping this morning. Shit’s basically a Super Soaker at this point.”

by TheMassiveTwat November 25, 2025