Killer Body

There are two requirements to have a killer body. First, you must be attractive such that the vast majority of normal people would agree you are attractive. Second, you must on account of physical conditioning, strength, stamina, VO2 max, and flexibility look like you are capable of beating to death, using only your body as a weapon, the vast majority of other people who are in your sex and age group and who are close in height.

My pilates teacher has a killer body, so I would not dare fight her, ever!

Amanda has a killer body; I'm not saying she killed her roommate, but she could have, quite easily.

The field hockey girls at my school all have killer bodies, and i'm scare of them!

by alixDDD July 30, 2021

Status Killer

When someone you don't especially like leaves an unwanted comment on your facebook status, so people you want actually commenting and liking it tend to avoid it for fear of getting a response from the unwanted commenter.

Drew: "Man I had such a great status!!!"

Johnny: "Yeah man. Too bad Joe had to make the status killer saying'LOL!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!'"

by Tortuga Power March 1, 2011

Flex Killer

1. (noun) One who kills the flex.

The Flex Killer, most often a female, kills the flex of surrounding individuals by eliminating any shred of happiness or joy present.

By sucking the life out of every enjoyable situation, the Flex Killer quickly becomes a widely feared and hated phenomenon.

They can be spotted most frequently at social events, geographic locations and even government-funded institutions (i.e. Prom, Wasaga Beach, Thornlea Secondary School, or in the general Thornhill region). This makes the Flex Killer a truly dangerous individual, and one to be avoided at all costs.

*Individuals gathered around enjoying the flex*

Enter: Flex Killer

QUE - Mayhem, chaos, mass suicides, abortions, diarrhea, syphilis, and general flex-killage

by TheLastPersonToEverKillTheFlex November 13, 2011

Serial Killer

Phrase used to describe a truly massive turd left in the toilet that was deliberately not flushed. This is due to the creator’s desired to leave a shocking display, much in the manner a serial killer exhibits his victim’s remains in a similarly shocking display. Notable examples would include the Manson Family, the Hillside Stranglers and the Gainesville Ripper.

Dude, it's like a fuckin' serial killer was in the shitter, yo!

by JohnnyCNote January 8, 2023

Asian killer

When you cum in a Asian girls eyes and ears and shove your fingers up her ass and vagina

Nice Ron, did you just off the Asian killer cool

by Cool man69 February 23, 2021

booty killers

someone who eats someones ass out

we pull up then we shooting niggas shootin semen nigga, booty killers pull up then we shootin cum out the uzi nigga

by DankManny April 17, 2021

Game Killer

any man originally from the cespool also known as New York City who makes $95 million dollar real estate deals by day and refuses to put moves on any women by night. The Game Killer has been known to end dates with an in-depth discussion of economics and politics followed by an awkward silence.

The Game Killer drove all the way to Chicago to meet a girl that wanted to ride him but instead he was content to just give her a ride back to the suburbs in his car.

by Cooati December 6, 2006