Kevin

1. recognizable by their red hair and face. has a box shaped body like a box of cereal but thats just due to a kevins excessive weight. kevins were irish until they were all disowned for forcing themselves on men and drinking semen. they are also well-known for their one inch dicks.
2. the noise a fart makes
3. a male that has a drying effect on vaginas
4. the hole at the tip of a penis.

boy: "That was the loudest kevin I've ever heard a fart make."

Kevin: "Suck my dick."
Girl: "I can't find it."

Girl: "I was horny until I saw Kevin."

by ilikeicecreamlots January 30, 2009

Kevin

A Pathetic Nerd Who Yearns To Hold The World In His Grasp, He Wants To Control Everything And Bring Upon An Age Of Logic. Of Course He Is A Disgrace To His Family And Has Mild Depression.

"Oh look, it's Kevin. How sad."

by Walaba July 19, 2018

Kevin James

Republican radiohost who is completely ignorant of history, re:Hardball.

Hi, I'm Kevin James, Professional Twatwaffle. I'm hear to appease your ass.

by Tiberius Maximus May 15, 2008

Kevin

Kevin is the sweetest guy I know. If you are having a bad day, he will cheer you up. He will make jokes. Hes a shoulder for you to cry on. He will text you until you fall asleep. He smells nice. He drinks coffee but never smells of it. Talking to Kevin is like a nice cozy warm summer day. Perfect. He doesn't judge you no matter what. He always listens. He hates his smile, but it's bright enough to make you feel happy and safe. He doesn't think so but he is extremely attractive. Hes sarcastic and salty but in a good way. He understands. Kevin is beautiful in his own way. He will make you realize you are beautiful too

Girl: oh my gosh that guy is so sweet. His name must be Kevin

by Lovely42 May 21, 2017

kevinomalley

kevinomalley(n)- A foul smelling stench that can be condensed into a yellow liquid form.

kevinomalley(v)- 1.To fail. 2. To have a cigarrette in hand 24 hours a day 7 days a week. 3. To refuse to cut one's red helmet-shaped hair.

The other day I released some kevinomalley in my friend's room and he moved out immediately.

If Bobby doesn't study, he may kevinomalley his exam.

by Definer Jordan K. and Co-definer Rob R. May 3, 2005

Kevin

The male version of a Karen. Typically is anti-vax, a flat earther, anti-mask or has a constant want to speak to the manager.

'Oh he's such a kevin'

by Random idiot October 21, 2020

Kevin 07

The incessant and incredibly irritating slogan used by the now elected Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, back in the days when he was merely an opposition leader.

Is probably the only reason he ever got elected.

Yes, they made T-shirts.

Only $7 for a Kevin 07 t-shirt?

I'll take 12!

by AmymA February 14, 2008