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johnerthan

the manager, guide, and punisher for all dimensions
tim: how do i get to the whevu dimension?
bim: ask johnerthan.
by nashdawaffle April 7, 2024
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Joaner

A Joaner is someone from southside dublin who is known to be a degenerate of his group of friends from decision making to being absolutely goosed on the sesh and life
Anyone heard from Tom? Supposedly he went back to Megan’s house got sick rang his boss looking for bag and took a shit in his porch. Fuck sake why is he such a Joaner
by Johnwilde July 7, 2024
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Joberg Power Bank

When you stick your unwashed, uncut penis into a electrical socket whilst holding your significant others nipple piercing with your left hand, and her butt plug with your right. this will cause an electrical current to surge through both of your bodies and provide an intense orgasam to both participants
Bro! me and Emily were getting freaky and i decied to hit the Joberg Power Bank on her! she hasnt woken up yet though, i guess the orgasam was too much to handle.
by dig bick123 July 17, 2024
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Joker

The joker is the person who plays for both teams in a football game usually helping the team who has the ball in their feet
by CANOGANG August 7, 2024
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Joker

The joker is the person who plays for both teams in a soccer game usually helping the team who has the ball on their feet
The teams are uneven we need a joker to balance the teams
by CANOGANG August 7, 2024
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Jokerijuber

I weird made up think my brother says
Brother: I'm jokerijuber

Amalia: what the F**k is a jokerijuber
by ILOVEGASPARDULLIEL1267 May 22, 2024
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Joberted

Joberted (verb)

Pronunciation: /ˈdʒoʊ-bər-tɪd/

To alter or shift the narrative or focus of a situation, typically in response to criticism or accountability, while simultaneously avoiding true responsibility or direct accountability for one's actions or decisions.

To present oneself as accepting responsibility for a problem or failure, but in a manner that ultimately deflects or diminishes one's actual involvement or culpability, often by framing the issue in a way that minimizes personal fault or shifts blame.
Here are some examples of what it is like to be Joberted:

Person 1: Hey this is what you did, you should own up to it and not change the narrative to make yourself look better.
Person 2: Youknowhowlongibeenwaitingforthis

Person 2: gets invited to a party by Person 1's friend after repeated attempts to guilt trip Person 1 into inviting him to said party
Person 2: Wooimabouttomakeanameformyselfere

Person 1: I've opened up to you and I really trust you, I hope you don't go behind my back and do something deplorable that would permanently ruin our friendship!
Person 2: ermm...
by aenys January 6, 2025
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