Jake is a yellow talking dog that has stretchy powers that allow him to morph into many shapes and sizes. Jake lives with his best friend Finn in a treehouse located in the grasslands of Ooo. Jake's girlfriend is Lady Rainicorn.
Person 1: Ever seen Adventure Time?
Person 2: Yes I have! Jake the Dog is my favorite character!
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because he's voiced by John DiMaggio and he's just so dang funny!
Person 1: Valid points my friend.
Person 2: Yes I have! Jake the Dog is my favorite character!
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because he's voiced by John DiMaggio and he's just so dang funny!
Person 1: Valid points my friend.
by Captain Vince Clortho September 9, 2014
Get the jake the dogmug. by onionringbaloney March 7, 2019
Get the Jake Paulmug. Hit my head off the cement and now I'm a Jake pauler who needs to have his diaper changed every hour.
by Fingerme6969 July 29, 2017
Get the Jake paulermug. the best thing to be discovered for about the past 15 years with a sound that could be compared to such kick ass artists like donovan, stones or bob dylan, simon and garfunkel etc. he is magical. and hes damn fine. so there's that. he's the whole package and if you're smart you'll keep your eye on him cause he's gonna be huge in a short matter of time.
by rocknrollwillneverdie September 22, 2013
Get the jake buggmug. 
Chad: "Look at that little fucking spastic cunt that will die alone, he's such a Jake Messenger. He's uglier than the face Steve Buscemi when he ejaculates, but at least that cunt can get puss."
by Julzy168 April 4, 2018
Get the Jake Messengermug. Known as a blonde Arrogant albino lookin rat who brags about average awards and a shitty best and fairest. He has the smallest cock known to ever exist and has a reputation of being a perv who dreams of rooting 6 year olds. This little boy thinks he’s top shit and anyone in Gippsland would do anything to hook him in the jaw. Everyone knows he’s gay and bisexual but he continues to deny such allegations.
by Camsbuchaneggs May 29, 2020
Get the Jake Andersonmug.