lonley island

the funniest band eva... from snl. sang the songs i on a boat, and i jizzed in my pants. funni stuff!!!! hehehe

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherf**king boat (boat, yeah)

-lonley island

by erinrox,ray April 19, 2009

jim from neighbours island

The type of Male pattern baldness, as exhibited by Jim from the Australian soap Neighbours in the late 80s-early 90s.
This is characterised by a hairline that has receded at the front, to the point where there is a small island of hair left at the top of the forehead.

This may be connected to the main hair by a little causeway. In that case it would become a peninsula.

Boy, Joe really needs to get rid of that jim from neighbours island, he's starting to look like little Jimmy Somerville.

by drzygote June 22, 2007

islamic terrorism

a totally legit way of solving problems

my girlfriend cheated on me, guess i should blow up a plane

ISLAMIC TERRORISM

by loloofkap January 15, 2018

Long Island MacArthur Airport

A mid-sized regional airport, a little bigger than La Guardia, located in Ronkonkoma NY, the center of Long Island. Southwest Airlines is the most busy there, with non-stop flights to Chicago, Las Vegas, Palm Beach, Ft Lauderdale, Orlando, Tampa, Baltimore, and Nashville. American Airlines is the second most busiest, with non-stop flights to Cleveland and Atlanta. Delta has non-stop flights to Cincinatti and Atlanta. Continental flys non-stop to Boston, and US-Air flys non-stop to Philadelphia. Other small airlines come and go. There is also a flight school there, with LOTS AND LOTS of small planes (cessna, piper, beechcraft ect.), which are also rentable.

It cost less to use LI MacArthur rather than JFK or La Guardia.

by ferrywizzler December 1, 2004

Fuck Long Island!

The way everyone else in the United States of America feels about an insignificant portion of New York.

Long Island

No one outside of the U.S.A. even recognizes their existence. FLI! No one cares about your segmented sectionalist New York culture. No one cares about your stupid iced tea. No one cares about your shitty, and they are shitty, beaches. No one cares about your ignorant, irritating homosexual Italian families.

by Yobastankuh January 31, 2005

long island iced tea

What to buy a girl if you want to get in her pants.

Also, a "one way ticket to drunkville".

(should be served with complimentary condoms and 2 glasses of water)

I knew I was going to get laid when she started ordering Long Island Iced Tea.

by kev-dog July 6, 2004

Rhode Island hotdog

When you put your dick between a hotdog bun, eat a live puppy, diarrhea-shit the puppy out onto your dick in between the bun,
and then drink tequila with your uncle until he's drunk enough to eat it, and you're drunk enough to let him.

Mike:"Hey Johny how'd you get that scar on your crotch man?"
Johny: "Wicked Rhode Island hotdog with uncle Gary last night"
Mike: "Nice"

by J-ho's pimp August 1, 2006