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nigga handful

When someone grabs a huge handful of something being offered for free.
I offered her a piece of candy and she took a nigga handful!
by El Coco Loco July 26, 2015
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hands crossed

A simple gesture of being silent and praying to God for something to happen as we wished
Let us keep our Hands crossed for his speedy recovery
by seeders January 24, 2017
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Justice hand

A downward slap in the face to someone who has done you wrong, lied, or in any means made your life complicated. Unlike it's counter parts AKA the bitch slap, and pimp slap which is only inteneded to humiliate, and gain currency
Some one is spreading rumors about you at work. Thus creating alot of tension from co-workers, so you would confront that person and give them the justice hand. Smacking them down to the floor so they look up at you and realize to respect.
by Endos October 16, 2008
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Claw Hands

The sensation of having numb or weak hands that usually occurs when first waking up, after laughing, or after sexual intercourse.
Julie- "I can't open this bottle of juice, I have claw hands!"
by JenJen77 February 3, 2010
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Double Handing

1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.

2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.
Jamie was double handing to Ariana Grande pictures during Lunch break in the bathroom
by fivesome April 2, 2015
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Hand Creamer

A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.
Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.

Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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Hand Festival

Old Gaelic(Irish) term for Masturbating.
I'll see you guys later, I'm having a hand festival.

Billy is in the bathroom having a hand festival.

My hands are sticky from the hand festival.

That girl is so Danger she always has a hand festival.
by Misterree88 November 20, 2011
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