by Turdf69 May 04, 2016
by nickle stack and ed dirt September 21, 2007
by Mr.Juan-derful November 24, 2010
A Bond Cave™ is a noetic mindset where an investor is scared out of securities and commodities markets and retreats into fixed-income, bond markets in the belief that the financial world will soon end. Because most fixed-income products take time to mature, those who retreat into a Bond Cave™ are said to be hibernating. A well-stocked Bond Cave™ includes circumstantial talk about accumulating tangible assets like gold, guns, ammo, and may include additional ambitions of establishing a personal fiefdom as a benevolent despot.
Did Mike get knocked out of the market? No, he is hibernating in his Bond Cave™, hiding under a table listening for scary noises and waiting for the sky to fall.
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I recommend a conservative position in a Bond Cave™, trusting to fixed-income, wealth management products to weather this economic downturn.
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I recommend a conservative position in a Bond Cave™, trusting to fixed-income, wealth management products to weather this economic downturn.
by EricTheOracle July 31, 2009
When you don't have to work or have any appointments or obligations and you don't want to leave your house or talk to anybody or do anything on your list of things you should do, as though you were hidden away in a cave.
Person 1: "Hey man, what are you doing tomorrow?"
Person 2: "Nothing dude, I just want to cave myself out."
Person 2: "Nothing dude, I just want to cave myself out."
by Gatablanca June 19, 2013
by Mars Mission November 12, 2012
when you ripp a bong and shotgun the smoke into a girls vaginal cavities. then suck it back in threw your nose.
by jew boy1234 April 30, 2009