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butt guy

This is a state of mind. And Energy. Can be masculine or feminine. An Enigma.
Have you read the classic family favorite book "Harry Potter and The Order of The Butt Guy"
by buttguybuttguybuttguy February 25, 2019
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Hauling butts

The act of smoking cigarettes at an abnormal pace or in an excessive fashion. The term implies that the subject's smoking is no longer a supplement to their primary activity, and has become a prominent characteristic of what they are doing.
We were hanging at the corner of Orchard and Pearl - drinking beers, hauling butts and contributing to cosmic babble.

I was 3/4 cocked and straight hauling butts by the bonfire for hours last night.

I spent my half hour between exams hauling butts on the library steps instead of looking over the vocabulary.
by Howboutcha C'mon June 1, 2010
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Butt finessin'

The act of playing or scratching a girl's butt when you're completely boinked (drunk)
Where were you last night?
I was hanging with this girl at her dorm.
Oh, the xanny nanny on the first floor?

Yeah I ended up doing some butt finessin'!
by Zootyscooty August 20, 2016
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butt golf

Using the force of ones butthole to thrust a golf ball out of ones anus. Usually played on a mini-golf sizes course
"I'm sore from playing butt golf the other day"
by Ryanrath October 13, 2013
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Tuba Butt

A condition of bad flatulence when the farts resonate similar to the sound of a deep tuba instrument. The sound is so close to that of a real tuba that the farter should seriously consider trying out as a tuba player in the orchestra. Tuba Butt is particular hysterical when combined with a Toilet Fart because of the ceramic echo effect of the bowl.
1) Haha, Teddy has tuba butt - watchya doing there Teddy? Trying out for the orchestra with your farts?

2) I heard Billy just got hired by the orchestra because of his amazing tuba butt.
by chr0meice91 April 20, 2022
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Iron Butt

The Iron Butt is a large device, used as a replacement of one's butt. It is a large gray and dark blue machine with many wires, gears, pipes, lights, and other things sticking out of it. Concept-wise, it is a machine that doctors use in Bikini Bottom if a patient's butt is severely injured.

The Iron Butt is a parody of a device called the "Iron Lung," which was used for breathing problems because of Polio and Botulism.
One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there, in the Iron Butt.”

“Oh man, it itches!”
by WeWillAllDieSoon June 3, 2021
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butt dude

a man who is fascinated with other men butts. Commonly used to describe men who constantly look at dude butts.
Yo, butt dude, what are you staring at?
You are such a butt dude!
by wordwizard999 November 14, 2010
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