mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Does sex hurt after menopause?

An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.

Does sex hurt after menopause?
Idk, go and find out.

by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023

hurted

the past tense of hurt

i hit a table and it hurted

by javiahhhh March 20, 2023

My headache hurts

A redundant sentence. The fact that you have a headache already means it hurts, dumbass.

Angelina: My headache hurts!
Leslie: No shit Sherlock.

by I hate onions (raw+green) June 14, 2024

Hurt

have a pressing need for.

"Frank wasn't hurting for money"

by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024

All hump, no hurt

Just like a dog humping someone’s leg, or humping them from behind. A guy sexually abusing, or raping a male, and aren’t being brought to justice.

Most men who rape boys are all hump, no hurt.

by LinkxPeach February 15, 2023

My dih hurts!!!

GUYSS MY DIH HURTS AHHHHHHHHHH

when your dih hurt 💔

AAAAAA MY DIIIIHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOHH - kasane teto My dih hurts!!!

by Femboy real :3 November 26, 2025