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sloppy heavy bag 

When a man's penis is sloppy wet from intercourse, then the woman performs oral sex on the man and his wet balls keep slapping her in the face.
Damn babe, your Sloppy Heavy Bag fucked my face up!
sloppy heavy bag by Stephen Roche September 27, 2017

badge-heavy

A police officer who believes wearing a uniform with a badge makes him king of the universe. An arrogant police officer.
The episode of South Park where Cartman is deputized as a South Park Police Officer. Cartman becomes very badge-heavy when wielding his new "authoritah."
badge-heavy by Duncan R. June 30, 2005

Holdin' Heavy 

When one seriously needs to defecate, the feeling of needing to have a bowel movement.
"Wow Gary, I'm seriously holdin' heavy here. Can I use your can?"
Holdin' Heavy by GayJM March 26, 2010

Bottle heavy 

"Ey homie, come thru, this party be active as fuck!"
Shits bottle heavy?
"Hell yeah, shots for days

PDA-heavy 

- too much PDA

A PDA-heavy couple shows a bit too much PDA (Public Display of Affection), and even enjoys people's attention on them.

- The word PDA stands for Public Display of Affection, which describes couples or friends who display much affection in public.
Lindsay and her new girlfriend have earned the title of America's most PDA-heavy celebrity couple.

i am heavy weapons guy 

The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair

Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this grabs Minigun is my weapon. lays both hands covetously on Minigun She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. looks intently at viewer It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."

Heavy: Laughs

Heavy: Checks the barrel of his Minigun "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"

Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, sniff maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

Heavy: Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up

Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1

Team Fortress 2 Theme plays

Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"

Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."

Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays
The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair

Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this grabs Minigun is my weapon. lays both hands covetously on Minigun She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. looks intently at viewer It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."

Heavy: Laughs

Heavy: Checks the barrel of his Minigun "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"

Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, sniff maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

Heavy: Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up

Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1

Team Fortress 2 Theme plays

Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"

Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."

Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays