Hamstering

To keep someone contained in a cramped container or area, usually for entertainment.

Alan : “Dude, that guys gonna get some hamstering.”

by archkyorTw1nk August 1, 2025

hamster

A suggested renaming for a "wireless mouse," playing on the idea that it scurries around like a hamster, navigating through a digital landscape without a physical connection.

Ever since I got my new hamster, I can work from anywhere without worrying about tangled wires!

by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025

hamster tank victim

GLLURG GLUURG PLEASE LET ME OUT MEEP MEEP FLUURURUGH FLURRUGH HELP MEEEP GLURHLE

a hamster tank victim was created when peanut mistook an aquarium as an enclosure for her new pet.

by sangre August 13, 2025

Hamstering

When you climb on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and your lady sucks you off underneath like a hamster drinking from a water bottle

I took the chick up out in the Civic last night and she did some hamstering on me.

by AjayCee005 October 2, 2025

Hamstering

When a man lies down face down on top of a car, with his erect penis protruding through the sunroof, where he is given a blowjob. It is referred to as hamstering because it resembles a hamster in a cage drinking from a water bottle.

Dude, I just visited a new dogging spot and someone was deadass hamstering! It was hot af, ngl.

by TopicopediaPodcast October 4, 2025

Hampter

To violently sexually abuse one’s friend using an elderly man, a banana, the twin towers, the unsuspecting child down the street, and a 1999 Honda Civic SE

“How are you feeling after the hampter?”
“Horrible. I haven’t been able to sit for 13 years.”
“It’s actually been 16 years Josh, your father hampter’d you in 2007-2010.”
“You right.”

by hamptermaster42 October 29, 2025

Hamstering

A sexual act involving two people and a car with a sunroof.

Partner 1, sits on the top of the car with their genitals through the sunroof. Partner 2 proceeds to perform oral on Partner 1, much like a hamster drinks from the tube connected to its water bottle.

Person 1: “Did you hear that Josh and Christina were Hamstering in his car the other night?”

Person 2: “Yeah, and when she came, she soaked the seats. Now the car smells like fish.”

by lowkey. November 13, 2025