I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A song my friends and I sing in the lunch line at school. Why? Nobody knows.

Sky: I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Amber&Emily: She will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Innocent Bystander1: What in the hell does that mean?
Innocent Bystander2: Nobody really knows, they just sing it every day to piss off the lunch ladies.

by SkyPullera May 17, 2004

hamburger helper

when you take a shit in a girls vagina and then cum in it and then you mix it all in then eat it o so slowly

I hate hamburger helper they taste like crap

by brian jenkins January 29, 2008

hamburger curtains

when a girl, (most likely a whore or porn star) is so blown out and loose that the outer labia of her vagina resemble well-cooked red meat, or roast beef

damn yo, i fucked her, but she been hit a few thousand times, you shoulda seen the hamburger curtains on her

by j deezy August 20, 2007

hamburger

1. An american car that had performance modifications that you would normaly see on an import.

See also Ricer

That cavalier with the honda sticker in the window is hamburgered out.

by J-law March 11, 2005

HAMBONER

an excruciatingly boring professor, one who is obviously too friend out to comprehend the level of boredom that the class rises to when the lesson plan has begun.

Did you hear the HAMBONER today? Soooo boring, it's almost unreal. I wish we had a less HAMBONERISH teacher...

by GalwayGirl July 3, 2009

Hamburgled

A miserable condition, whereby an object or thing, has been bruised and mutilated, beyond repair or any remedy.

Tom the feline cat just hamburgled the family's pet ferret.

Someone just squeezed this bag of pretzels... They've been hamburgled

by Chubbin' Flowers April 23, 2015

Hamburger Helper

the name of a contact in your phone that you use to replace the name of a girl or your drug dealer

Aye, Hamburger Helper texted me today and wants to meet

by lmaoobob December 8, 2016