asian grandma

A crazy bitch who likes to pretend that she is innocent. She is unsanitary and gross. She is not like your typical loving grandma because she cannot cook. In fact, you fear her cooking. Who knows if the meat is even cooked through. All asian grandmothers have the same ear length hair that is somewhat curly. All asian grandmas have the same fashion (ugly prints, floral patterns, etc)

Oh crap. My asian grandma cooked chicken. Well, time for food poisoning

by ColumbiaIsFarTooFuckingClose February 17, 2015

grandma

Your guy neighbor with a saggy ass who tries to act cool but he's not.

My neighbor is a saggy assed grandma.

by Dezzie Fezzie Bo Bezzie August 3, 2008

rizz up grandma

sorry timmy but the powers that be say you need to rizz up grandma and ship here to canada

oh good god! it appears they are going to rizz up grandma

by Ziloth/lemons are cool January 26, 2023

Grandma

(noun) One's first lay. Characterized by her lack of attractive features and old age.

John: Hey Steve, how's that grandma of yours doing?

by Thomas Marchet February 5, 2008

Taking Grandma to Applebee's

"Taking Grandma to Applebee's" is a sexual activity where the female is older than 65 and the man is at least 20 years younger. The woman eats out the man's butt hole. Of course the man preferably is a vegetarian, and has diarrhea.

The other night, I was taking grandma to Applebee's, and I sharted all over her face.

by Drovik November 12, 2010

Grandma's Salty Icecream

Most notorious icecream parlour in the world. Mostly known for it's strange salty icecream.

Now it has become a term for dipping something very sweet into a bunch of salt.

I made this lollypop into Grandma's Salty Icecream.

by iisshaun November 30, 2011

operation grandma

when a guy goes to quick check and gets a 99cent slushie and he throws it on the girl and cums in her eye.

today Paul and steph pulled an operation grandma

by tittayz September 9, 2006