Shoot The Shit

It's a thing that true men do. It ussaly involves two men getting some shit(poop) and shooting it.

Father: Son today I'm going to make you a man.
Son: How?
Father: We're going to Shoot The Shit...literally.

by Weirdo Sheep September 6, 2016

Shoot the Booty

Ejaculating over your partners ass (booty) after you've had sex doggy style or anal sex with them

Man, Jess was so hot last night - after I rear ended her I had to pull out and Shoot the Booty!

by Booty Chooer July 29, 2009

Shooting Salad

When a person talks just to hear themselves talk ... nobody cares about what they are saying because it doesn't make any sense or is untrue.

Sam was shooting salad last night at the bar ...She was talking about Veronica because she doesn't like her.

by jackithepi December 20, 2015

Shoot-her

When you put a shooter on your finger and shove it into a girls vagina. After which you then turn her upside down, fill the glass and then proceed to take the shot.

Buddy: Dude have you ever Shoot-hered someone?
Dots: Yah dude i tried it last night... but the glass broke...
Buddy: Atta Girl

by That Cowardly Kid May 31, 2011

trouble shooting

An excuse to space out for a couple of hours when you work in a office cubicle managed by a clueless boss.

Boss: "Johnson, have you sent out those STP reports?"
Johnson: "Uh.... no there was a problem with my computer, it was (insert computer jargon), I've been trouble shooting."

by Dmorg November 16, 2003

crap shoot

Inserting your fingers into a vagina and wildly shaking them from side to side and up and down until she gushes, then taking your poon soaked hand and slinging it on her face.

Jeff finally got to finger his girlfriend but she squirted all over his mom's sofa...so he gave that little whore a crap shoot.

by Stanton R. April 23, 2008

shoot the shit

Inject heroin in your veins and go down the spiral.

Layne liked to shoot the shit; he liked it too much.

by Looch September 24, 2005