When you fold over a few sheets of toilet paper and place them floating on top of the water like a river raft before you dump. When you shit, it lands on the paper, but doesn't allow water to splash up- thus attaining a splashless crap.
Charmin Ultra is the best material.
Charmin Ultra is the best material.
Dave: Dude, yesterday, I had the brown bomber attack.
Jake: Damn. Did you drag shoot it?
Dave: Of course, I don't want to have a wet seat!
Jake: Damn. Did you drag shoot it?
Dave: Of course, I don't want to have a wet seat!
by Jeff Ward November 13, 2007
When a person talks just to hear themselves talk ... nobody cares about what they are saying because it doesn't make any sense or is untrue.
Sam was shooting salad last night at the bar ...She was talking about Veronica because she doesn't like her.
by jackithepi October 25, 2015
When you put a shooter on your finger and shove it into a girls vagina. After which you then turn her upside down, fill the glass and then proceed to take the shot.
Buddy: Dude have you ever Shoot-hered someone?
Dots: Yah dude i tried it last night... but the glass broke...
Buddy: Atta Girl
Dots: Yah dude i tried it last night... but the glass broke...
Buddy: Atta Girl
by That Cowardly Kid May 07, 2011
Father: Son today I'm going to make you a man.
Son: How?
Father: We're going to Shoot The Shit...literally.
Son: How?
Father: We're going to Shoot The Shit...literally.
by Weirdo Sheep February 20, 2016
An excuse to space out for a couple of hours when you work in a office cubicle managed by a clueless boss.
Boss: "Johnson, have you sent out those STP reports?"
Johnson: "Uh.... no there was a problem with my computer, it was (insert computer jargon), I've been trouble shooting."
Johnson: "Uh.... no there was a problem with my computer, it was (insert computer jargon), I've been trouble shooting."
by Dmorg November 17, 2003
Inserting your fingers into a vagina and wildly shaking them from side to side and up and down until she gushes, then taking your poon soaked hand and slinging it on her face.
Jeff finally got to finger his girlfriend but she squirted all over his mom's sofa...so he gave that little whore a crap shoot.
by Stanton R. April 23, 2008
by Looch September 09, 2005