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vaginal flood

The flooding of a vagina. Any large ammount of liquid leaking from the vaginal area. A vaginal flood is usually very noticeable. Vaginal floods may lead to a nasty yeast infection.
yeah so i was sitting in class one day and i noticed Martinas vaginal flood, it was nasty.
by j a c o b July 16, 2006
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floods

1.TIGHT pants that are to high to be shorts but to low to be long pants.

2. a virus from the Xbox game HALO 2that kicks your ass unless you have a shotgun.
1. WHOA.....look at his floods, there higher than a stoner and tighter than a 12 years old
by CANADA PRIDE January 12, 2005
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flode

A flat chode. An offshoot of the chodal genus, the flode is even wider in girth and and shorter in height than it's tunacanesque cousin. It is also known by the abrasive term of 'pancake willy'. Very sexy.
Ever since that unfortunate incident with the meat tenderizer, our Zachary's already tunacan-shaped member has been flode-like in appearence.

Hah,that pancake totally looks like Albert's flode, dude!!
by Captain Innuendo. January 21, 2005
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floud

A combination of the words fly and cloud. Usually used while smoking weed or in the state of high.
"Man I'm so floud right now, this shit definitely stir my head up fo sure. "
by tedd_wei December 2, 2014
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Flood

A person who suffers from serious halitosis, has their own pot of Jew gold, and has the physical deformity of looking like every ugly celebrity and being skinny and fat at the same time with gangly arms and shit nipples. A flood loves to clean, lead scouts through the woods, and fuck witches.
I'd rather be a paki than a Flood
by Erleigh road February 19, 2008
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Flood job

A 'Flood Job' is a practice in which a man has intercouse with the ear of his female counterpart, and floods the ear with semen.
Upon hearing his mother was gravely ill , the man in the yellow hat, decided that the best remedy was a good ol' fashioned flood job .
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flood

Lots of screen names sending Instant Messages, Chat Invitations, and others at once to one person in hope of crashing their AIM program.
If that loser doesn't shut up, I will flood him.
by Kaiyo July 22, 2003
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