flap jacks

breasts that are unatractive in any way, be they saggy, miscolored, wrinkled, or pancake like in nature.

that chik's tits were no good, she was working with some flap jacks.

flap jacks, jacks flapped

by HL Deez February 17, 2005

fapsterbate

To masterbate or jack off VIGOROUSLY.

Tyler is such a sick fuck, I caught him fapsterbating the other day.

fapsterbate.

by Fred E. Rick December 17, 2007

Sloppy Finger Shit Flap

When one needs to poop, but cannot reach the facilities, themselves or their partner covers up the hole with a finger, hand or any other body part.

Oh damnit!!! There's not a bathroom in miles! Someone give me a Sloppy Finger Shit Flap!

by Mr. Bigbird July 12, 2011

Fapsmith

One who can fap and jizz in under 1 second of fapping.

Issac is the Fapsmith.

by fapsmith69 July 13, 2010

fapstar

a person who masterbates so often and well he is considered a pro at FAPPING. he is pornstar status of FAPPING.

chase has been sitting at home all day fapping for 12 hours straight. he is such a FAPSTAR

by fapinabox November 16, 2010

baloney flap

a mildly derogatory, but oddly humorous name for female genetalia, specifially the inner labia.(see: beef curtain)

Wow, that chick's baloney flap is hanging out of her thong!!

What's up, baloney flap?

by skittlesyum July 25, 2003

flap attack

to violently flap ones penis all up and around anothers face, prefferibly a sleeping or disabled person.

go flap attack that stationary motherfucker!

by stackattack January 2, 2011