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field and stream

The act of pissing on a womans face whilst giving oral sex in 69 position
by oneaze September 5, 2011
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open field

To introduce a woman to a sensual encounter without the necessity of walls, fences or other such encumbrances.
Me: Evan, I heard you got back from camping. Did Marge go with with you?

Evan: You know it. I open fielded that stand up lady.
by Phil Foolery June 21, 2010
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Field Fuck

When you lose your virginity to an Arab in a grassy, open field.

This term commonly comes into play when an Arab asks a typical, white, horse-loving gal.
Arab Guy: “hey, I wanna take your virginity, let’s field fuck baby”

Horse-Loving white girl: Sorry, but you are NOT taking my virginity in a field
by Gabr-Alouise June 11, 2017
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Field Hockey

A popular sport among many highschool and college lesbians.
"I didn't know Jenny was a dyke?"
"Yah, she plays field hockey"
"Oh"
by Brian the Definer November 12, 2006
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grass on the field

the pubic hair on a woman's cooch or man's nuts which make it look like a patch of grass
that woman has too much grass on the field and needs to shave it
by sensei September 9, 2003
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field hockey

In reality, a pretty goof-ass sport. These weird lesbians sprint around a field, hunched over a tiny little janky-ass stick trying to hit a ball into a goal. Ridiculous. It takes no more physical prowess than a runner needs.
Example A:

"That weird lesbian thought she was gonna get into college for field hocky."

"Yeah, they suck you in like that, and dress you up like an idiot..."

Example B:

"What sport is that that those girls are playing?"
"Silly foreign person...that's field hockey and it's not a sport. It is merely an illusion. It makes the players feel like they're doing something important but really...they just look like a bunch of prairy dancing idiots for our amusement."
by Gollosus Glabborous April 28, 2006
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field hockey

a disgrace to hockey.its not real hockey like ice hockey or street hockey its a little girl sport that involves way too much running and is a waste of time.
"i have hockey practice today"
"field hockey doesnt count"
by hockeyyxx55 October 16, 2008
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