The act of a full grown man with extreme monkey features performing indecent acts with curly straws on monkeys. This is often performed while tickling there own rusty bullet holes!
Jason! Jason! What are you doing to that monkey!!! You Chewbacca munching fuck goat. You look like a Russian Monkey Felcher !
by BB and Filth December 14, 2008
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"Hold still, you have some ferch on the "back of your shirt", "in your hair", "on your couch", etc...
by Nenna February 3, 2005
Get the Ferch mug.1. A vile, disgusting freak who obsesses day and night about cramming gerbils up their ass.
2. The lowest form of prostitute, willing to suck all the cum, shit, blood, and dead gerbils out of an other's ass. Or have these acts done to them.
2. The lowest form of prostitute, willing to suck all the cum, shit, blood, and dead gerbils out of an other's ass. Or have these acts done to them.
1. I saw Trooper Davie again today, standing outside the pet shop. He was staring longingly at the gerbils, all the while playing with a paper towel tube. That guy is such a feltch whore!
2. On his down time, Trooper Davie stands on street corners selling himself as a feltch whore. As nobody was buying, he offers his services free of charge.
2. On his down time, Trooper Davie stands on street corners selling himself as a feltch whore. As nobody was buying, he offers his services free of charge.
by Greg the Angry Pole December 24, 2007
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A new name given to the act of felching. It can be sung to the Rice-a-roni jingle.
A new name given to the act of felching. It can be sung to the Rice-a-roni jingle.
" Felch-a-roni©, a Sanfrancisco Treat. Felch-a-roni©, when your done you can suck my meat.
And when your done eating:
Mmmmmmmmmm Good, mmmmmmmm good, That's what eating Felch is, Mmmmmmmm good! ©
And when your done eating:
Mmmmmmmmmm Good, mmmmmmmm good, That's what eating Felch is, Mmmmmmmm good! ©
by Felcharoni December 13, 2006
Get the Felch-A-Roni© mug.When having sex with your girlfriend from behind she swallows a bit of bacon rhine on a string, and just before you cum you pull on the string making her gag forcing her to tighten up all her vagina muscles making for intense pleasure.
Last night i was shagging the miss and we tried fetching, best thing i ever done, she was only a little sick on the pillow.
by !!terry!! August 29, 2010
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