Feeding the Ducks

Several news reports indicate that Thailand may lead the world in penis slashings, often over disputes about the common custom of men having a second wife. The act is colloquially referred to as "feeding the ducks" because that is apparently a common way of getting rid of the evidence.

The second wife was jealous of the affection the husband gave to the first wife. She spoke often of feeding the ducks. The woman severed her husbands penis in the night. The ducks looked well fed.

by ember33 July 15, 2011

feeling it

to feel euphoria or fiancial success based on your endeavors

I'm up 20 dimes on this thing, Foods....feeling it!

by Jeff Gilooley August 14, 2003

feeding the strays

when a attractive person talks back to a creeper

girl: omg this weird boy keeps texting me & wants to hang out but hes soo weird

boy: dont text back

girl: but hes kinda nice

boy: YOU GOTTA QUIT FEEDING THE STRAYS!

by ballsackhair5969 December 8, 2010

feeling goldilocks

When you feel just right!

(From the Goldilock and the three bears story)

Andrew sitting in his favourite easy chair at home
Andrew: "Aah, i am indeed feeling goldilocks"
Cat: "Meow"

by Soren2 October 24, 2012

feeling me

Liking of one's style.

When she smiled at me i knew she was feeling me

by Ed Rilla October 24, 2017

feeding a fed horse

The autistic, aka PETA's alternative to "beating a dead horse"

Dude stop trying, you're just feeding a fed horse at this point.
Don't you mean "beating a dead horse"? You retard

by pigbenispro July 8, 2019

fork feeding

to feed (another) with a fork

I fed chinese food to my friend's roommate with a fork, and my friend made fun of me for fork feeding.

by iwannabuyguam October 12, 2009