Vag Fairy

N. A fairy that lives in your vagina, it restrict what objects enter into your vag. If it doesn't like what it sees, it works it's magic and turns the said object into stone... forever. Every female is equipped with a vag fairy, free of charge.

Ex. The man walked around clueless as to why his genitalia had been turned to stone; Holga laughed and thanked her vag fairy.

Vag Fairy by Janearah December 1, 2009

Snatch Fairy 

A pathetic individual who magically appears in a girls bedroom late night (usually after being drunk dialed by the female). He proceeds to eat box like it was his last meal at Golden Corral. These men are too nice to ask for the favor to be reciprocated and, at best, are left with traces of premature ejaculation on their boxers.

Tripp: How was your night Andy?

Andy: Went muff diving and got received nothing in return.

Tripp: Fuckin' snatch fairy. That's the third time this week.

Snatch Fairy by GastoniaClamSlammer December 10, 2010

Douche Fairy 

The sneaky douche bag who does douchy things in secret, most often stealing perfectly good food from your fridge while you're sleeping, and throwing straight in the trash.

Yo dog, this morning I woke up and my bucket of KFC was in the trash. I think I got visited by the douche fairy!

Douche Fairy by Piros August 16, 2011

the sly boob fairy 

a fairy that comes in the darkness of night, cuts off your nipple, and gently slips it underneath your pillow while you sleep.

"Damn where's my nipple? The sly boob fairy must have struck again".

the sly boob fairy by $lyd@wg11 January 8, 2011

Morning Wood Fairy

It's the mystical spirit that turns your soft serve into rock candy.

When everyone's asleep,
the Morning Wood Fairy comes at night,
she makes our sausages hard,
and vanishes out of sight.
I woke up in the morning,
and I got up to pee
but then I last discovered
my sapling turned into a tree.

Morning Wood Fairy by Cinna the Poet October 11, 2016

Butt Fairy 

Puffer One who seeks pleasure and adulation through seemingless unfufilled Same Sex Ass Sex.

Sheeeez Look at that little bitch John, he is looking at that dude's ass like he is a Butt Fairy

Butt Fairy by chowdog April 23, 2006

Ganja Fairy 

A ganja fairy is someone thats known for holding weed. Mostly known as a woman, sometimes a man. usally this person is holding Really good weed

Yeah, see that chick there? she is the Ganja fairy.

Ganja Fairy by GfAaNiJrAy January 1, 2009