Definitions by Piros

Douche Fairy 

The sneaky douche bag who does douchy things in secret, most often stealing perfectly good food from your fridge while you're sleeping, and throwing straight in the trash.

Yo dog, this morning I woke up and my bucket of KFC was in the trash. I think I got visited by the douche fairy!

Douche Fairy by Piros August 16, 2011