empty glass

a glass usually made of glass material that is not filled with something

Give me a beer I have an empty glass

by coolperson101101101 November 19, 2013

empty wallet syndrome

the existence of an undesirable condition or quality.
When you are an adult living in your parent's basement, unemployed, not working a job, not going to college AND you have not money at all.

"Hey man did you hear David is suffering from empty wallet syndrome because he doesn't have a job right now."

by vato-mas_quemado February 22, 2014

Empoe'r

1) to give a gloomy reminiscent of Edgar Allen Poe

2) to give a heavy, negative, morose or otherwise dark and macabre quality

The overcast weather empoe'rd her to walk with slow and dragging like a corpse.

by avnti April 19, 2014

empty seat

the void that is felt, especially around holidays, when there is a loved one missing from the table, typically due to death; a noticeable absence of a deceased or missing family member or friend

There was an empty seat at Thanksgiving this year. We really miss Mom.

by Lydia December 13, 2014

emptits

Tits which are empty and saggy.
Usually on older women.

Rick: "Checkout the emptits on that chick!"
Dan: "She probably never used a bra..."

by innoslang July 16, 2014

empty uniform

A term describing a person (particularly a woman) with no personality or character; can be used to describe an office worker who is nothing but a company drone punching the clock, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what do you think of that new receptionist?"

Guy 2: "She's hot for sure, but definitely an empty uniform."

by Immortal Pancake January 17, 2016

empty posturing

Synonym: Pretentiousness

Anthony Lavey's Satanic Bible describes "empty posturing" as:

Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.

If it were not for all his empty posturing I would have never questioned his intent.

by Grand Master of Luminaries August 31, 2016