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Emil

He has a massive penis the size of a whale. Many people have tried to suck it, but just a few succeed because of it's humangous size. The legends say that he can carry 5 women with just his colossal penis.
If you see him just run as fast as you can in the other direction if you want to walk another day on your legs.
Emil left me paralyzed after he fucked me the other night
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Emil

A guy With a penis like an Elephants russel mhhhh tasty
Wow do u See Emils russel, very delicious
by Emilsrussel November 22, 2021
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Embla

A god among peasants. If an Embla is also Queer they are most likely a primordial being who’s power is incomprehensible.
Peasant 1: wow is that a primordial being?
Peasant 2: no, it’s just an Embla.
by Skankyskank November 23, 2021
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Emil N

Emil is a pale young boy who smokes aloooot of weed in his free time. He love music so much that he even makes his own beats. Emil is very bad with girls and he doesn't know how to talk to them. Emil can be fucking retarded somtimes.
Friend: Hey Emil

Emil N: Yes!

Friend: Want to smoke some weed?

Emil N: I've already smoked 12 joints today, but sure
by Donut20001 November 23, 2021
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Emil

If you’re name is Emil, then you’re very senil
Emil= senil
by Mega fucking chad November 24, 2021
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Emil

Emil is a Gaga who Gag alot. Not only when he eats sumething disgusting, but also when he sees Sara Kozak who is the best person in the whole world and if you don't praise her you will get eaten and cooked by her so if you see this this is a threat to the humanity in 28seconds I will release a bomb that will kill All the humans and animals so me and my Alin family Kan take over and eat Thai food.
Emil:what a wonderful day, *sees sara* ohh hhhuiiiuiiiuuuui *gags cuz I'm cool af *
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Emil

He looks determined without being ruthless.
Something heroic in his manner. There's a courage about him, doesn't look like a killer
Comes across so calm acts like he has a dream full of passion.
He is very calm with a quiet confidence he must be a Emil.
by Mack Raymond November 24, 2021
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