when your eating someone's asshole and you get a tongue full of shit and it tastes so foul it makes your tongue curl up into itself resembling an eggroll
by loridin64corvair January 19, 2009
Get the cincinatti eggroll mug.The Eggroll is a process in which a Chinese person is tied up, placed in a sleeping bag, and subsequently rolled down a hill and/or mountain.
(Note: If an authentic Chinaman is unable to be found, a person of another race may be used in its place under the condition that said person is made to look Chinese. The person’s eyes must be held back in order to recreate the characteristic “slanty eye” appearance. Any adhesive may be used to accomplish this, but to achieve a more accurate Chinese likeness, packing tape is recommended due to its transparent nature.)
(Note: If an authentic Chinaman is unable to be found, a person of another race may be used in its place under the condition that said person is made to look Chinese. The person’s eyes must be held back in order to recreate the characteristic “slanty eye” appearance. Any adhesive may be used to accomplish this, but to achieve a more accurate Chinese likeness, packing tape is recommended due to its transparent nature.)
The Chinese food delivery man is 20 minutes late. If he doesn’t show up really soon, I’m going to Eggroll him.
by frush July 5, 2009
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When a female performs oral sex on a male and he ejaculates into her mouth and the ejaculate comes back out her nose.
by prevert April 11, 2009
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Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.
Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.
Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.
Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.
by The Technomancer April 3, 2010
Get the Eggs Benedict mug.Another term for XD, which is a face made of text to symbolize laughing. Although it is just another way to say it, the eggs part is used to symbolize the magic the gathering deck "eggs", and why it is funny for some reason. This is usually used in the manabæse group chat.
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by cheeze mcdougal April 29, 2006
Get the eggs benedict mug.A huge bluntwrap made of 5 different types of marijuana. Typically made of Grandaddy Purple, Orange California Sunshine, White Widow, Grape Ape, and Green Pimp.
by Rockiroad June 26, 2006
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