Edward Bilington-cliff

A person's name, also it has a meaning of dooshbag.

see "douche".

"Edward Bilington-cliff is such a dooshbag."

"Obviously"

by Adam Selby October 19, 2008

Edward Jack Hands

Similar to the drinking game Edward 40 hands, which involves taping 40 oz malt liquor bottles to each hand and consuming them as fast as possible. The major difference is that a fifth of jack daniels is substituted, which for all but the most hardened alcoholics should end in liver failure and death.

Oh fuck! Did you hear how he died? That shitbag was trying to be a hardass by playing Edward Jack Hands.

When I die I want to go out by playing Edward Jack Hands in a lawn chair on the white house lawn, live on National television.

by Big Sizzler December 9, 2008

edward jerk hands

A game where 3 bros have to drink a 40 as fast as possible and the loser has to jerk the other 2 off simultaneously, then whoever cums last has to eat both loads off of a biscuit.

Hey bros wanna play Edward jerk hands tonight?
Sure as long as the biscuit is a chocolate digestive!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 8, 2020

Edward Teach

trash; literal garbage.

"I sold Edward Teach," said Kevin very proudly. "He sucks."

by gal67 November 24, 2018

Sex Edward

The practice of preaching abstinence to impressionable young schoolgirls.

"I don't want my kids learning about birth control. Sex Edward is the only way to go."

by Christina13 February 7, 2010

Edward Smith

The captain that ran the Titanic into an iceberg on April 14, 1912.

"Watch what you're doing! You look like Edward Smith trying to drive this car!"

by ItzFlamez April 26, 2017

Edward Snowed-in

Ex-CIA dude who cited "cabin fever" as his excuse for committing espionage.

Sounds like using pathetic/laughable excuses for supposedly justifying/forgiving serious crimes is becoming a trend --- first there was Ethan Couch with his "affluenza" defense, then Edward Snowed-in's whining about "cabin fever"... what's next???

by QuacksO November 8, 2018