any man of African descent who has the ability to genuinely listen to a women and 'digest' what she has to say without having the ulterior motive of wanting to sleep with her.
Jason is a real Chocolate Digestive. He listened to me talking about my problems without wanting to sleep with me.
by Amthom April 24, 2015
The best biscuit to ever exist on this planet. A nice biscuit with a sweet, even layer of chocolate on one face. If you don’t like chocolate digestives I will hunt you down <3
“Dude, those chocolate digestives were peng!”
“I know right, how could anyone not like chocolate digestives?”
“I know right, how could anyone not like chocolate digestives?”
by Onesexymf September 26, 2021