I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo

Just a word/phrase I always use when it is super hot. its like when oprahs on a food hiatus she sweats it out

Hey! Yo man it's hot up in here. I know dawg "I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo"!

by LOUWEEPSC05-06 September 8, 2016

E-dating

What you do, when you know you fail in real life. Dating someone you met online in a game or something else.

John,"Dude I met this girl online and we're dating". Jimmy,"Wow e-dating? You really do fail!"

by Davooo January 13, 2009

Eating Shit

Having a really bad day.

John's girlfriend broke up with him, his mother died in a car crash, and he lost his job; today, John was eating shit.

by mrshiteater April 5, 2010

Eating Carrots

What you tell your mom you are doing when she asks what the fruity smell coming from your vape is

Oh hey Mom, I'm just eating Carrots, that's why it smells like carrrots

by NewellDoiland June 11, 2018

stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker

stupid ignorant mexican illegal that doesn't know shit about our laws in this country.

That stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker cant drive worth a shit.

by noillegals August 5, 2010

Eating net

When you are at a goth club and are so eager to please a woman that you go down on her before even taking off her fishnet stocking.

I was at The Pit last night and some creep totally tried eating net out of nowhere.

by jpoawijrolm;lk August 26, 2010

eating vagina

Orally pleasing a woman with the mouth and tongue in the vagina. oral sex

As Finn was eating vagina belonging to princess bumble gum, she was eating his ass.

by thejuice_is_loose January 20, 2018