Dragon bites

Victoria, B.C. slang for double nostril piercings; if you Google it, chances are no results for such things show up, or if it does, it will show up as double snakebites/double spiderbites. (Four piercings located on the lower lip, two to a side.)

Person 1: "Bro, check out that girl's two nose piercings!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I've always thought dragon bites were sick,"

by DubstepPanda June 10, 2011

Douche Dragon

1.Someone who is MORE than just a douche.

2. The massive evil dragon in How To Train Your Dragon, that eats the little dragons when they don't bring him food.

Man- "Make me food woman!"

Woman- "MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN FOOD YOU DOUCHE DRAGON!"

by 9greer9 December 7, 2010

Double dragon

The act of vomiting while taking a shit due to alcoholic intoxication.

"I woke up really hung over and had to take a shit. Due to the effort in releasing the crap, I had to vomit. It was a double dragon."

by Thousand Wrinkles April 21, 2010

bearded dragon

An adorable docile lizard from Australia that are popular pets in America. Also known as beardies.

My bearded dragon was taking a beardies bath and got freaked out by his reflection and started trying to eat his own face.

by Jeffy! May 15, 2005

alabama fire dragon

When a woman is giving a man oral sex and he whispers something shocking in her ear such as "I have herpes" while the man is cumming wich causes the cum from the man to spew out the woman's nose. also see alaskan firedragon

John:"last night I gave this girl an alabama firedragon!"
Fred:"No way man!?!"
John:"Yeah, she hated it...it was still funny though"
or

"I love giving alabama fire dragons."

by Mandara March 10, 2008

dragon ball z

A japanese animation that is a plague for most otaku out there because of its overwelming popularity in the younger age groups.

These preteens cannot type their insults toward possible DBZ-haters properly without adding random misspelled cusswords when trying to defend how a fighting anime can run for about fifty episodes before someone enrages themselves with power so much that it's surprising that someone doesn't explode from their muscles overtaking their head.

"Oh my god the veins on that guy! He must be on steriods...and...drugs from flying around when he's...glowy? What the hell is this show?"

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
(end this episode)
(start next episode)
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
(end this episode)
(start next episode)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
(end this episode)
(start next episode)
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
(end this episode)
(start next episode)
HAAAAAA---oh shit he's coming before I can pop off this attack! Wait until the last minute before sending it off...!
(end this episode)
(start next episode)
........NOW!
(end this episode)
(start next episode)
...now?
(end this episode)
(start next episode
NOW DAMMIT NOW!!!!

by Devious79 May 9, 2005

Puff The Magic Dragon

1. A song written by Leonard Lipton and Peter Yarrow. The lyrics for the song were based off a poem Leanard Lipton wrote in collage and the song became popular when the group Peter, Paul and Mary sang it. It is about a boy named Jackie Paper and and his imaginary dragon friend named Puff. In 1978 there was an animated TV special based off of it.

2. A slang term used for marijuana.

Puff the magic dragon lives by the sea, and .....*rest of song here*



Stoner 1: Yo, I was watching Puff the magic dragon last night. It took me on a wild trip.
Stoner 2: I was there with you. I think.
Stoner 1: I don't remember. But do you remember the pink tiger? Then a picture of little elfs took me to a forest of the magic tree.
One confused kid or a old person who has seen the real movie: I don't remember that.... I got to watch it again.

by wowtomax February 9, 2009