straight dipping

When one gets his Mrs to lie on her back with her legs in the air, as far back as possible and slightly ajar. The gentleman then (ensuring a solid boner), uses his whole hand too point his member towards the ground as straight as possible before manoeuvring over his waiting and willing lady. Then, ensuring said boner is rock and pointing down as strait as possible, you can begin the act of straight dipping by bending your kness and allowing your tip to dip away at leisure. (your choice of hole)

"Have yourself a merry little straight dipping"

"man, i straight dipped my mrs last night and my back is killing"

"i bloody love a good old straight dip"

by Timio May 9, 2007

Dipping

To stick one's own ballsack into a woman's vagina. Also can be called "Ball-Fucking"

Dude! I totally went dipping last night!

by B the Ballsack January 26, 2011

dippin your trunk

sitting at a bar or local tavern drinking beer or alcohol beverages. In similar fashion to elephants all going to the watering hole and inserting their trunks in the water to drink

i drove past brunner's tavern and saw you sitting at the bar dippin your trunk

by Turk Bondura September 11, 2009

Dipple

The hard black point at the end of the banana that no one wants.

Eww get that Dipple out of your mouth you disgusting being!

by pastriginorte September 12, 2015

Stop dippin in my grits

A way to tell somone to get out of your bussiness.

:Talking to nick:
mal - ..yeah it was a really good service everyone was filled with the holy spirit and..

jonathon - ..im more spirit filled than you!

mal - ..i dont really care jonathon i never even asked you that so anyway..

jonathon - IM MORE SPIRIT FILLED THEN YOU!

mal - Jonthon, Stop dippin in my grits!

by Sarah ohyeah February 27, 2008

cold dipping

When a group of guys see who can hold his genitals in a glass of ice water the longest.

Girl #1: Where are the boys?
Girl #2: Oh God. They went into the kitchen for a round of cold dipping; Lex claims he's the world champion or something.

by duboce December 23, 2008

Doodoo Dipper

A man who is known to have anal sex with women.

"Why is Sheila dating Brad? Doesn't she know he's a total doodoo dipper?"

by Paul Aston May 18, 2009