20 feet dildo

Something you don't want shoved up your ass.

A: Hey! Look what I found!
B: Oh my god! A 20 feet dildo, please spare my ass.
A: *Aims*
B: *Runs*
B: NOOOO! I'm hit!

by Xyience January 6, 2008

Alarm Clock Dildo

Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.

Man! Alarm Clock Dildo's are cheap!!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

eskimo dildo

Also see alaskan pipeline

v.

The act of deficating with the intent of freezing said specimen and utiliting the same for anal insertion upon reaching a frozen state.

Jimmy drilled me with an Eskimo Dildo last night in his wigwam, it was wonderful!

by Judge Smails April 27, 2006

dillonpalooza

1. A renowned and memorable saturnalia of Fairfield, CT
2. A massive gathering of frat party proportions (normally marked by beirut, debauchery, swimming while heavily intoxicated, small streets flooded with cars, a visit by the police)
3. A sister party to Balloufest, Dillonpalooza is far more rare but always remembered with great nostalgia (most likely enjoyed by a town/county as opposed to a small group); usually lasts for several days as opposed to one night

It was often thought divine intervention that the 3 day Dillonpalooza of 04' did not completely raze the home that hosted it.

by Gdelicous December 12, 2007

dildo scrubber

all of the fucking douchebags on kazaa who share shitty ass bogus music files and waste my fucking time when i download one listen to it and find that it sucks shit. called so because they must be too busy scrubbing the dildos they previously had up their asses to provide us with music files worth downloading.

i tried to download some shit by cold, but it was all dildo scrubber crap.

by assbandit200 July 28, 2003

dildocchio

A prick of a person who makes stuff up about himself to make him sound better.

Eric: Yeh, I hung with The Undertaker, and I even pinned him two out of three.

James: Shut your hole, dildocchio!

by sphincterella October 15, 2007

dildo beef

The act of a male/female penetrating their anus with preferably a glass dildo for around 3 hours an 50 minutes you may want to for for a little longer to get the full effect. After the time is up there there should be a crusty paste like substance formed around the crown of the anus thus looking like taco meat.

Guy1:yo I slipped som dildo beef in my wife's coffee this morning.
Guy2:NOICE!!

by Raleighk62 November 21, 2013