vacation dick

As opposed to boyfriend dick.
A penis that is so big, it proves unrealistic for long term use.
Better used every now and again, like a vacation.

"Are you going to see him again?"
"Not for a few months, he's got that vacation dick. As much as a constant vacation sounds good, my body can't handle it 24/7.

by jb181382 June 17, 2016

Shrimp Dick

Someone who has a very small penis.

Wow, have you heard about that kid chanse, I heard he has a shrimp dick

by KillerOfUrMind October 4, 2017

yo dick

Means Your penis

Do that again and I kick you in yo dick

by Pizzlej July 20, 2021

dick dale

The king of surf rock. Known foor his surf-type music, learned the style from his Lebanese ancestory. He's way under rated as a guitarist, as he is one of the greatest and most influential guitarists of all time.

Inspiring people like East Bay Ray, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Agent Orange and tons of others.

Dick Dale does the theme for Pulp Fiction

by andrezb123 May 13, 2006

Dick'Quil

That deep stroking, sheet gripping, back scratching, multible cuming, sweat dripping, lip biting, "FUCK" yelling, bomb sex that will leave her passed out.

Boy: what's wrong

Girl: I've had a long day
Boy: go to sleep

Girl:I can't

Boy: oh don't worry I got some this "dick'quil" that will put that ass right to sleep

by Ole_fdb January 28, 2015

Dick Card

A playing card with a nude male usually having one of the following... A mullet, a mustache, tight leather pants, or jean short cut-offs.

I went to collect the bill and tip from my customers but all they left for me was this Dick Card.

by Maximus Bonerus Erectionus February 4, 2010

Dick Poop

Cinematographer Dick Pope's name mispronounced by Academy president Cheryl Boone Isaacs.

Dick Poop.. ah Dick Pope for Mr. Turner!

by Quarter-life Crisis January 15, 2015