conveniomatic

An item that, while perhaps convenient, is somewhat nonessential, even pointless. It is inspired by 1950s American-style advertising aimed at the 'house wife'.

'My new SuperVac400 with built in Soap Manufacturer sure is conveniomatic!'
'This Fisher & Paykel DishDrawer system is conveniomatic!'

by The Man of Many Words June 12, 2005

Concentrated Irony

Quoting your own vocal typo for emphasis and absentmindedly inputting a typo in your own signature.

"They all passed with flawless colours"

- Jordan JodLfallow

* Actual name spelt correctly - Jordan Jodfallow
thus resulting in concentrated irony

by Vessel of failure July 7, 2009

Convenience Giver

Somebody who donates to charity only when it is convenient.

Cashier: Here is your 17 cents back, have a great day!
Convenience Giver: I don't really want this change, so I guess it looks like cancer research is 17 cents richer...

Convenience Giver puts the coins in the plastic box.

by Space Wrangler April 17, 2011

consentuous

Derived from the adjective consensual; relating to or involving consent.

Often this consent is sexual in nature.

"She was extremely consentuous, even though he wore a silly pair of boner pants which she disliked."

by Miss Lizzy October 10, 2013

convenience cooler

When you're too damn lazy to get to the fridge to get bevs, so you have a cooler handy that shortens the distance. Until you need to refill that is.

"Oh man I'm too hammered for my own good. But my throat is so parched and the fridge is so far! Whatever shall I do?"

Convenience Cooler: " HAVE NO FEAR FOR I AM HERE TO SAVE THE DAY"

by Calamity_Cookie August 1, 2015

conveniently black

A light skinned or mixed African-American who tries to pass for a colored race or ethnicity other than black. He spends most of his time with white people because he thinks it will allow him to advance professionally. The only time that he will spend around African-Americans is when he is trying to prove to white people he can be down and fly.

Lavon has always been conveniently black. He never hangs with us unless his white friends are around to see him. If we weren't football players, he wouldn't even acknowledge our existence. fake, high yellow, black on demand, uncle tom, brown paper bag, sell out, wanna-be

by joecoolthefool January 17, 2016

Convenience Whore

This is the girl you only see when money's a little tight. She wears jeans, sneakers, and tee shirts 24-7 and loves Long John Silver's as much as you do.

Connor: Sup tonight T-Bone? Big weekend?
T-Bone: Nah man... I don't get paid until the 15th... probably just gonna hit up the convenience whore.
Connor: Word

by PAreal October 11, 2018