computerlexia

Just don't understand computers , even after reading all instructions. The struggle is real.

The woman had a severe case of computerlexia and became sad and frustrated that she could not resume filling out a form , even after 2 hours of trying.

by Mama llama April 22, 2016

computerlizard

A person who is very knowledgeable with computers

Person A: My computer has 50 Gigaturds, 17 Terashits, 95 Megafarts, 7 Troglobites, 19, Trogolglogloblytes, and 2 DologloNites
Person B: (fuckin computerlizard)

by Saguya July 3, 2021

computer rooter

those internet cyber sex pervert's

harry potter looks like one

by ozslang August 23, 2003

Computer Killing

the destruction of computers..........see the galeries on www.computerkillers.com

look at www.computerkillers.com

by Jimbo August 5, 2004

computer wid

A legless asswipe from my IT class, who plays the theme to dr who on his laptop and yells at people for drinking coke near their computer

Computer wid burped and it smelt like shit, dog shit.

by Peter Howell December 15, 2008

Computer Fat

The act of being extremely lazy whilst being on the computer, Viewing everything your friends try to show you as; annoying, an annoyance, or waste of time.

Guy 1)Dude check out this sweet video!

Guy 2)OMG! dude what do you want! I'm trying to watch the olympics. AKA Computer Fat.

by Silvel2 October 11, 2008

Computer Mouth

Bad breath resulting from sitting in front of one's computer too long. It is very similar to morning breath.

Husband return home from work and leans in to kiss his wife. "What a long day. I sat at my computer and didn't move for 8 hours," he says. Wife replies, "WOW! you're not kidding, you've got a serious case of computer mouth. You should go brush your teeth before you think about kissing me."

by Matthew Michael Wesley October 17, 2008