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Carl Support

Child support paid by the mom to a worthless carlroach.
Carl: "hey bitch, where's my money?"
Mom: "I paid your carl support, as always. Do you think you could get a job?"
Carl:"yea, nigga, she paid carl support!"
by SuperWordNerd July 8, 2025
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Carl

Carl has a HUGE weiner and everyone gives him free super soaker gawk gawk.
Carl "hey, whats up?"
girl with big rack "imma give you that gawk gawk"
by Every Girl ever In illinois January 20, 2021
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Carl

World's greatest bus driver. On day's off he enjoys spending time with his loved ones and taking provocative photos of his great Italian sausage in the sun during high noon.

People would say he's a bit of a Howard, but he really does the World a body good.

word to ya moms.
Man, today I saw Carl driving the bus and his Italian sausage was piercing through the window. What a Howard
by HuWang July 4, 2025
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Chainsaw Carl

At the intersection of stranger-danger and creepy purp lane, Chainsaw Carl wanders the street of Chazy, NY. He wields a chainsaw in one hand and the other hand in his pants. He is allegedly an arborist, who discretely emplaces cameras on your property to spy you as you exit the shower.
"He's a sick fuck. He's crazier than Chainsaw Carl."
by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025
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Carl

Carl is god. He created the universe. He created you. Why support stinky Jesus when you can stan Very Cool and Unique Carl. Elijah Daniel rose Carl from the grave. Everyone say thank you Elijah! Carl is the answer to all your problems. All you gotta do is sacrifice your first born child to Carl and then Carl will always be with you. Praise Carl.
Don’t worry Carl! My first born child is a hettie. I don’t want him anyways.
by carlstannie69 September 1, 2019
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carl

most stupid and idiot human on earth. Do not be friends with carl. He will cause your suicide. He is not a good person. If u see him, do not approach him. He is dangerous and can affect your brain and your level of intelligence. IQ: -10
ex: heyy look it’s carl!
-omg get away from him!!!!!!!
by ihatecarl.com September 28, 2020
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Carl

Carl is a cool guy and its fun to hang out with him shoutout to myself bc im carl
Carl is a coool guy
by Wekkokurwa September 1, 2022
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