Naked Lady Giver

Any computer connected to the internet.

(As in capable of accessing pornographic, adult material)

I woulda checked my email, but I got a virus on my naked lady giver.

by Team_ZG_DrAwesome November 26, 2011

Rear Naked Unicorn

A man performing anal sex with his wife, while she is in the reverse cowgirl position and without it having to be his birthday. Very mystic ,mythical and rare!

"Dude, how was your weekend?"

"Awesome! Had sex with the Wife and finished her off with the
Rear Naked Unicorn!"

by GeoGuyofSanPedro August 23, 2010

bare ass naked

Completely naked without any clothing on. All you can see is your top parts and lower parts and anatomy.

Why dont you put some clothes on instead of being bare ass naked?.

by Cassandra yo fuck girl. February 28, 2016

Naked snow angel

A dance move..... hands draw the shape of an angel in front on you (like a figure of eight) whilst shaking vigorously, as if cold (of as if dancing to a "techno tune).

When the music reaches your soul......break it down with a naked snow angel!

by JoeFaithmasterfunk January 17, 2010

Naked belly dancing

Belly dancing that is performed naked usually in a night club,titty bar ect.

Kathy got a job naked belly dancing.

by Deep blue 2012 October 19, 2009

Super Naked Cool

Adj. Describes a certain level of coolness that includes nudity.

Man streaking is super naked cool!

by Zack D. September 4, 2005

Naked Muffin Ladies

The Ultimate Male Fantasy:
Either a muffin in the shape of a lady, or a living female, fully composed of muffin, both varieties have a disticnt lack of clothing. The only essential ingrediant is the cherry placed in the middle.

Adam: Dude!, your eating a naked muffin lady!

Ally: I know!, it's awesome!, and i just popped the cherry!!!, i have a whole box of naked muffin ladies, you want one?

Adam: Hell yeah i do!!!

by Al-Svanchez May 15, 2007